Nicolas F***ing Cage

The Man, the Legend.

Why Cage Worship is Sweeping the Nation

And a Crab

Does he do anything?
Have everything you could want in life? Then you, sir, must have a crab.

Inspiration for all those Inspiring
Where the idea of be.a.man got its start

Sometimes we need reminders
BE A MAN!

There is, after all, a "must" in "mustache"
Only, however, if you spell it that way

A Job Well Done is Acknowledged by All
Can you fathom looking this awesome? Of course not. But we'll try to help you pretend.

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